BLADES OF GLORY: Mean Jeans Go "Croozin" In Ridiculous New Vid

Portland's Mean Jeans — a/k/a the greatest band in the history of bands — have dropped an amazing new clip for "Croozin", the first single from their third record, Tight New Dimension. The treatment follows our heroes, swaddled here in neon and chunky sunglasses, through an 80s-inspired training montage (complete with Mighty Ducks reference, natch) before climaxing in a "blade off" with local rollerblading heavies. As the old proverb says, live by the blade, die by the blade

In honor of this momentous occasion, I cut some GIFs for the band to use on social and in their press kit.